I was standing in the bathroom yesterday, having a conversation with one of the kiddos about poop because well, he was pooping. It was one of those frank, innocent conversations that catch you off guard in their simplicity.
"I need to poop!"
"Then you should poop."
"Pooping is hard..."and he nods with his mischievious grin.
"Pooping is hard but you can do it."
"I can do it!"
This repeated three or four times before he was finished and I know we both giggled a couple of times but it's what ran through my mind as we talked that amused me more...
Dude, this is my job.
Someone is actually paying me money to stand here and talk to a three year old about the perils of pooping.
Some days, it's not a bad gig.